When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!

Leslie Knope being a Harry Potter fangirl

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October 14:

2000 – NOMAAAHHHH!!! Sully and Denise’s heads explode when their idol, Nomar Garciaparra, makes a cameo as Sully’s sister Bernadette’s (Kate Hudson) date

*heart murmurs* NOMAHHH!

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