spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

You don’t disrupt genius at work.

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

k-lionheart:

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

This is groundbreaking

Anyways, we’re not going to fuck each other. We’re all good friends. (x)

sunlightislikegold:

apparently i paused the last episode of go at the perfect spot

100% forgot about this gem, and it’s 3am and i’m cry laughing

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.