purplishnebula:

I am so not ready for this

mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

Achievement Hunter - Geoff forgets everyone's names

elvendork-its-unisex:

i can’t believe gavin died thinking I didn’t know his name! (x)

jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

gunmetalskies:

the-dolorosa:

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tapotoes

Loib em, shma em, stick em in a wets.

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

impsexual:

More majestic than U. All u haterz to the back.